The 10 Commandments of Grits:
1 Thou shalt not put syrup on thy Grits
2 Thou shalt not eat thy Grits with a spoon or knife
3 Thou shalt not eat Cream of Wheat and call it Grits, for this is blasphemy
4 Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors Grits
5 Thou shalt use only Salt, Butter, and red eye gravy as toppings for thy Grits
6 Thou shalt not eat Instant Grits
7 Thou shalt not put ketchup on thy Grits
8 Thou shalt not put margarine on thy Grits.
9 Thou shalt not eat toast with thy Grits, only biscuits made from scratch .
10 Thou shalt eat grits on the Sabbath for this is manna from heaven.
REDNECK BLESSING BEFORE EATING GRITS
May the Lord bless these grits,
May no Yankee ever get the recipe,
May I eat grits every day while living,
And may I die while eating grits.
We now have both white and yellow grits in stock. Buy them HERE (if you want yellow, say so in the comments at checkout, I haven’t gotten around to adding a drop box selector to the website). Ron and I have been talking about some interesting experiments; I think we are just about done talking and just about ready to start DOING, so stay tuned.